Why is Aziraphale so gay?

Analysis of Aziraphale’s characterisation in Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman.

The cover of Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, showing a winged angel curled up with a book in his lap. Image via Amazon.

This meta essay was originally written and published on Tumblr and Ao3 in 2019 — it’s silly and written as much for humour as it is for textual analysis, with curse words and sarcastic comments, and I’m afraid it’s not terribly academic, but I came across it as I was…